sheriff
*lil nas x stepping into the green skull room after rapping with BTS and his voice dropping 5 octaves, then coming out again playing a trumpet*
The internet and stan culture bullied Alessia Cara when she won her Grammy (for no damn reason). Y’all doing it again to Billie. She broke records, she essentially created a genre-less album, she made history all before she turned 18. Just let young women thrive and live their dreams. “Awards don’t matter” unless your fave wins. And then it’s “awards don’t matter but she didn’t deserve it”
It must be nice to have a liscence to kill. Like you murder someone and the cop comes and you just pull out this lil card out of your wallet that says 'free to kill' and they'd go "oh my bad"
Hi um, where the heck do you live where there's is a license to kill???
Just normal locations
andrew garfield spiderman didn’t get any powers from the spider bite. he’s just gay and we can all do that stuff
Brass nails and why I have them.
Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.
Here’s what they look like:
another view
HERE’s is the reason:
I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.
If you’re like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:
Here’s how chose to fix this problem:
Shoot bullet, collect casing.
cut bullet.
The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Here’s what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:
clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:
sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.
Glue with Krazy glue, it’s the best.
it’ll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.
Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.
Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.
Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so that’s pretty rad. I don’t know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; it’s handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.
OH, also you can shine them with “brasso” or something but screw that, I’ve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.
excellent
this is some steampunk shit and i love it
Holy shit, this is literally the coolest thing I’ve read all day.
“Here’s how I chose to fix this problem:
shoot bullets, collect casing”
Perfectly timed wedding photo
so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right
when will my reflection show
who i am
inside
white ppl love to forget how they started a massive outbreak of syphilis and smallpox when they stole an entire continent worth of land
